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Urban Legends: Final Cut

This girl was babysitting and got drunk. She took the dog for a walk during a rainstorm and when she came home she dried the dog off by putting it in the microwave oven and the dog exploded.

This girl was babysitting Mikey from LIFE cereal and he ate Pop Rocks and then drank soda causing his head to explode while in her care.

This girl was babysitting and she got a bump on her face which she thought was a zit. She put zit medicine on it and it wouldn't go away. Eventually she went to the doctor who told her it was a spider bite and then she was sleeping and she felt a tickling on her face and she ran to the mirror and it turned out that the bump was a nest of baby spiders and they had just hatched on her face.

This girl was babysitting and there was this forest fire and it was threatening this guy's log cabin so he was evacuated. When he came back home he was happy to see that his house was still standing. Only the trees on his property had burnt down. But the guy discovered that in one of the burnt trees was a dead guy in scuba gear. What he later found out was that this guy had been scuba diving when one of those forest fire airplanes that skims water from lakes had sucked him into the water tank and dowsed him onto the fire.

This girl was babysitting except for this one night and the couple she baby-sits for went out for the evening and took their baby with them and came home to find that their house had been robbed. The only items that the burglar left was their camera and their toothbrushes. They continued to use their toothbrushes and finished the roll of film on the camera. A few weeks later the couple went to develop the film that was in the camera and in it there were pictures of the burglar, sticking the couple's toothbrushes up his butt.

This girl was babysitting and one day she exploded.

I give Urban Legends: Final Cut my highest rating: four Donnas.

Donna A.