DonnaWorld

Drinking Game

Setup: First, you'll need alcohol. This is THE most important ingredient of a drinking game. Otherwise it's just a "Listening to the Donnas" game, which, while fun, is no way to get drunk. Advanced players may wish to heighten the Donnas experience by substituting cheeba/Correcto for alcohol, but you will have to adjust the rules slightly. Also, don't forget to have refills handy.
Second, you will need the Donnas albums. I recommend all five, but you may play this game with any one of them. If you have a CD player with multiple slots, put them all in. Otherwise, you'll have to put them in one at a time. You may wish to have a designated driver/CD changer to perform this task. Refer to him as Designated Dave. If you don't know why you should refer to him as Designated Dave, punish yourself by taking a hefty swig of your beverage of choice.
Third, although this is optional, you may want to wander over to the DonnaWorld.org store and pick up some nifty PokeDonna drinking accessories.
There, you should be all set up now. Everyone should have their cup filled (except the losers who don't know Designated Dave) and refills on the table. Now turn on the stereo and GO GO GO!

The Rules:
Take 1 drink when the Donnas:
- mention something illegal, or at least dangerous
- mention the title of the current song
- say "baby," "hey," "yeah," "gimme," or "rock'n'roll"
- say they wanna do something/don't wanna do something
- say they don't care about something
- talk about school
- tell a guy that he's hers/she's his
- use DonnaLingo

Take 2 drinks when the Donnas:
- complain about their parents/teachers/ex-boyfriends
- mention a city other than Palo Alto
- mention food
- mention the title of a Donnas song, other than the one currently being sung
- say a number
- say somebody's name (first time only)
- say something which could be interpreted sexually
- use violence to solve their problems

Take 3 drinks when the Donnas:
- cover a song by another band
- mention another band/singer by name
- use a curse word (something that would be bleeped on network television)
- use a sound effect (car crash, phone ring, etc.)

Bonus suggestions (each player may pick only one):
* Chug during Donna R's guitar solos
* Do a shot at the beginning of each song that appears on more than one album
* Do a shot when you hear your favorite line (please pick just one or two per album)
* If a song comes on that was written specifically about you, finish every drink on the table.

Disclaimer: DonnaWorld does not endorse underage drinking, nor drunk driving. Kids, this game is "just as fun" with Pepsi. Everyone else, make sure you have yourself a Designated Dave to drive you home. Unless you're playing at your own home, of course.